Coming Before Gencon...

[Guges]

[Guges]

I am sorry, Mrs. Marlene, I do not know...
I have been to Svalarheima... on vacation with my wife...
Oh no, it's a great vacation spot... she loves skiing...
We go on splendid vacations together. She jokes her black magic lets us avoid tourist traps...
I am sorry again, I cannot remove my helmet... my wife would never approve...
That is the Blue Ox Shell... Ox painted it there himself...
If you ever met Ox, you'd understand...
His wife is much bigger than mine...
He met her hunting... nomadic ice leopards... on Svalarheima...
It's where he got his name...
No, he's much happier trampling monkeys in the jungles of Paradiso...
Well he doesn't actually trample them, he uses one of these...
Standard issue...
Me? I am like the wind... when I blow, monkeys fall from their trees...
Ox is like... an Ox... if you let an angry one loose in a glass house...
Ssu Long Squadron? Those bunch of babysitters who do nothing but break up drunken frat parties are a joke! Ox and I came out of the Urban Interdiction Units on Huangdi and are up to our eyeballs in... uh...
... I need to leave...
(sound of thermoptic camo interfering with audio.)
Exhibit 17, interview with Yu Jing soldier, from GoGo In the Trenches, Maya News Service.
Excerpt of court martial transcription for Lieutenant Baldomero "Wind" Deng, Blue Ox Shell Urban Interdiction Unit, Paradiso.

[Claudius Sol]

Is this your own original story/fluff or similar?

I'm a little confused about the context of this.